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@ZoidbergJim @AntiWhiteWatch1 RT von @ZoidbergJim 26.02 02:39
Indian gypsies vs Indian H1B gypsies, I can't spot the difference, they all behave the same across different metrics. cred: @kurtcaz1
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RT von @ZoidbergJim: Indische Zigeuner vs. indische H1B-Zigeuner, ich kann den Unterschied nicht erkennen, sie verhalten sich bei verschiedenen Messwerten alle gleich. Glaubwürdigkeit: @kurtcaz1
@ZoidbergJim @bennyjohnson RT von @ZoidbergJim 26.02 00:24
Gutfeld Just ENDED Ilhan Omar’s Career: “This country gave her corrupt ass a new life. She’s not the type of person we should have in leadership… or in this country. If we find out that she screwed up on her immigration stuff, she’s gotta go”🔥
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RT von @ZoidbergJim: Gutfeld hat gerade Ilhan Omars Karriere beendet: „Dieses Land hat ihrem korrupten Arsch ein neues Leben gegeben. Sie ist nicht die Art von Person, die wir in der Führung haben sollten … oder in diesem Land. Wenn wir herausfinden, dass sie es mit ihren Einwanderungssachen vermasselt hat, muss sie gehen“🔥
@ZoidbergJim @Teslarati RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 22:58
Use a Custom Lock Sound for your Tesla 🔊
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RT von @ZoidbergJim: Verwenden Sie einen benutzerdefinierten Sperrton für Ihren Tesla 🔊
@ZoidbergJim @DisrespectedThe RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 22:17
That guy is going to have the longest car ride home.
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RT von @ZoidbergJim: Dieser Typ wird die längste Autofahrt nach Hause haben.
@ZoidbergJim @nicksortor RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 21:56
🚨 BREAKING: JD Vance and Mehmet Oz have just announced they are withholding $260 MILLION in Medicaid funds from the State of Minnesota due to FRAUD “A LOT of people were getting rich off the American taxpayer!” “There are kids that NEED these autism services, and the money is NOT going to those kids — it’s going to FRAUDSTERS in Minneapolis!” KEEP DIGGING, JD! 🔥
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RT von @ZoidbergJim: 🚨 BREAKING: JD Vance und Mehmet Oz haben gerade bekannt gegeben, dass sie dem Bundesstaat Minnesota aufgrund von BETRUG 260 MILLIONEN US-Dollar an Medicaid-Mitteln vorenthalten „Viele Menschen wurden durch den amerikanischen Steuerzahler reich!“ „Es gibt Kinder, die diese Autismus-Dienste BRAUCHEN, und das Geld geht NICHT an diese Kinder – es geht an BETRÜGER in Minneapolis!“ Grabe weiter, JD! 🔥
@ZoidbergJim @elainesim28 RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 21:42
Probably the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in my life 😂
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RT von @ZoidbergJim: Wahrscheinlich das lustigste Ding, das ich in meinem Leben gesehen habe 😂
@ZoidbergJim @Turbinetraveler RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 17:27
The rich and famous want big, expensive jets to get them places — and here I am saying, "If I had that kind of wealth, I'd buy a ShinMaywa US-2." It's just so cool!😎
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RT von @ZoidbergJim: Die Reichen und Berühmten wollen große, teure Jets, um an Orte zu kommen – und hier sage ich: „Wenn ich so reich wäre, würde ich eine ShinMaywa US-2 kaufen.“ Es ist einfach so cool!😎
@ZoidbergJim @AlviGunilla RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 17:11
This is the biggest breakthrough in European Archeology in decades! The oldest evidence of written language, previously believed to be from Mesopotamia, had now been discovered in Germany 📜
@ZoidbergJim @cosmosarcive RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 16:16
If quantum theoryonics proves the multiverse is real, then why does the version of me in the mirror look so much more coordinated? Professor Brian Cox bravely attempts to explain that quantum mechanics is our best theory for how the world works, while Philomena Cunk provides the 'alternative' view: that mirrors are actually magical windows into a backwards realm. Despite the Professor's insistence on infinite universes, Philomena remains confident that there are only two; ours, and the one inside the glass. At the fundamental level, matter is a complex web of particles and energy, but to Philomena’s mate Paul (a former tennis ball catcher), it’s mostly just a reason to be confused while unemployed. Credit: BBC / Cunk on Earth
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RT von @ZoidbergJim: Wenn die Quantentheorie beweist, dass das Multiversum real ist, warum sieht die Version von mir im Spiegel dann so viel koordinierter aus? Professor Brian Cox versucht mutig zu erklären, dass die Quantenmechanik unsere beste Theorie dafür ist, wie die Welt funktioniert, während Philomena Cunk die „alternative“ Ansicht vertritt: dass Spiegel tatsächlich magische Fenster in einen rückständigen Bereich sind. Trotz des Beharrens des Professors auf unendlichen Universen ist Philomena weiterhin davon überzeugt, dass es nur zwei gibt; unseres und das im Glas. Auf der fundamentalen Ebene ist Materie ein komplexes Netz aus Teilchen und Energie, aber für Philomenas Kumpel Paul (ein ehemaliger Tennisballfänger) ist es meist nur ein Grund, in der Arbeitslosigkeit verwirrt zu sein. Bildnachweis: BBC / Cunk on Earth
@ZoidbergJim @WHLeavitt RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 15:34
Megyn Kelly reports: Ilhan Omar got citizenship via dad’s 2000 naturalization, but FOIA shows no records. If true, she could be denaturalized, deported, lose House seat. Do you support revoking Ilhan Omar’s citizenship and deporting her entire family? A. Hell yeah B. No way
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RT von @ZoidbergJim: Megyn Kelly berichtet: Ilhan Omar erhielt die Staatsbürgerschaft durch die Einbürgerung seines Vaters im Jahr 2000, aber FOIA zeigt keine Aufzeichnungen. Wenn das stimmt, könnte sie denaturiert werden, abgeschoben werden und ihren Sitz im Repräsentantenhaus verlieren. Unterstützen Sie den Entzug der Staatsbürgerschaft von Ilhan Omar und die Abschiebung ihrer gesamten Familie? A. Verdammt, ja B. Auf keinen Fall
@ZoidbergJim @unhingedfeed RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 15:05
This video shows the importance of eyebrows
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RT von @ZoidbergJim: Dieses Video zeigt die Bedeutung von Augenbrauen
@ZoidbergJim @elonmusk RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 14:57
The side with the best sense of humor are the good guys. Grok ftw.
@ZoidbergJim @FalconryFinance RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 13:59
dude went through a car wash with a load of high tensile steel spindle wire and destroyed the entire facility
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RT von @ZoidbergJim: Der Typ ist mit einer Ladung Spindeldraht aus hochfestem Stahl durch eine Autowaschanlage gegangen und hat die gesamte Anlage zerstört
@ZoidbergJim @Kagan_M_Dunlap RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 12:29
The First Chief Warrant Officer 5 In U.S. History To Receive The Medal Of Honor.
@ZoidbergJim @dog_head RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 12:10
Funkhouser Hitting Jerry with The Most Repulsive Joke 🤣
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RT von @ZoidbergJim: Funkhouser schlägt Jerry mit dem abstoßendsten Witz 🤣
@ZoidbergJim @InternetH0F RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 11:00
When the midget cops come in 😂
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RT von @ ZoidbergJim: Wenn die Zwergpolizisten hereinkommen 😂
@ZoidbergJim @RusGarbageHuman RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 09:09
Before their indoctrination at school, gender differences are pretty clear.
@ZoidbergJim @BLackgold_5 RT von @ZoidbergJim 25.02 07:09
Wing separation during an aerobatic maneuver forced the pilot to deploy the ballistic recovery parachute after a catastrophic structural failure.😱
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RT von @ZoidbergJim: Die Flügeltrennung während eines Kunstflugmanövers zwang den Piloten, nach einem katastrophalen Strukturversagen den ballistischen Bergungsfallschirm auszulösen.😱
@ZoidbergJim @hw97karbine RT von @ZoidbergJim 24.02 22:26
Kriegsmarine U-Boat crewmen get a long overdue beard trim after returning from a patrol circa late 1943
@ZoidbergJim @SaltyGoat17 RT von @ZoidbergJim 24.02 21:49
This will never NOT be funny!😂
@ZoidbergJim @YossiBenYakar RT von @ZoidbergJim 24.02 21:33
An Iranian ex-Muslim man living in the UK exposes the special treatment jihadists receive from the police and justice system. Wake up, Britain! Stop the Islamization now!
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RT von @ZoidbergJim: Ein im Vereinigten Königreich lebender iranischer Ex-Muslim deckt die Sonderbehandlung auf, die Dschihadisten von der Polizei und der Justiz erhalten. Wach auf, Großbritannien! Stoppen Sie jetzt die Islamisierung!
@ZoidbergJim 24.02 19:04
Pinocchio
@ZoidbergJim @LangmanVince RT von @ZoidbergJim 24.02 17:48
I still laugh every time I watch this video 😂😂😂😂
@ZoidbergJim @bjorntryggson RT von @ZoidbergJim 24.02 16:45
youtu.be/DEP8juRSBRo
@ZoidbergJim @LibertyPillMeme RT von @ZoidbergJim 24.02 16:00
She is spot on 🔊
@ZoidbergJim @DisrespectedThe RT von @ZoidbergJim 24.02 14:12
I laugh harder at this video every time I watch it.
@ZoidbergJim @xAviation RT von @ZoidbergJim 24.02 05:36
During a test flight over the Pacific off the coast of California, a Boeing 717 entered an intentional stall and rolled inverted. The maneuver was unplanned, but the test crew responded immediately, regaining control by reducing engine thrust and deploying speed brakes, ultimately recovering the aircraft.
@ZoidbergJim @DisrespectedThe RT von @ZoidbergJim 24.02 02:17
Is it bad that I laughed at this?
@ZoidbergJim @josh_seiter RT von @ZoidbergJim 23.02 22:08
Gavin Newsom’s official apology…
@ZoidbergJim @AfD_FraktionNRW RT von @ZoidbergJim 23.02 15:00
So widerlich können nur Grüne sein! #afd #ltnrw @twittschler
@ZoidbergJim @SteveWps RT von @ZoidbergJim 23.02 14:21
I had a 1997 Ford F-150 When I was in my young twenties I bought it with around 50,000 km used The engine ended up blowing out, the gasket leaked at 90,000 km the truck was dead I emailed the CEO of Ford Canada at the time and said is there anything they could do regarding this obviously glaring issue of the head gasket blowing I had no response I emailed again about 6 months later saying is there anything you can do? I feel like that you should at least get 100,000 kilometers out of a vehicle, Nothing I wrote a third email saying that I will never buy another Ford again in my life, and I will convince every person I meet to never buy another Ford again in their life. I've owned 8 non Ford vehicles since then and I just convinced a friend of mine to not buy a Ford. I probably stopped hundreds of Ford purchases by telling the story. What a crap company.
@ZoidbergJim @lporiginalg RT von @ZoidbergJim 22.02 05:00
Fool Ride
@ZoidbergJim @RupertLowe10 RT von @ZoidbergJim 20.02 09:39
Restore Britain is abundantly clear about what we stand for on immigration. THIS is our position. I urge you to read, and share if you agree. Every illegal migrant will be deported. No questions asked. The boats will stop. Our 100+ page policy plan is produced and ready to go. It can be done. My position is well understood on this. Legal migrants will be expected to work, contribute, speak our language and respect our way of life. If they don't do that, they'll be asked to leave. If they hate us, and wish to do us harm - they will leave. We support net negative immigration. Taking ultra-skilled migrants who will give far more than they take in small and manageable numbers, but shutting off entire visa routes from countries that are proven to supply us with miscreants and takers. The Red List. Those foreign individuals who are here, who work hard, who contribute to society will absolutely be welcome. But we will not allow millions of foreigners, mainly from the third world, to take the piss. If a foreign national is unable to support themselves financially, it is not our problem. They should leave. We should not pay for their benefits, their social housing, their NHS care. Again - it is not our problem. They will go home. Millions will go. Firm, but fair. Dual nationals who want to blow us up will have their British citizenship stripped, and deported. If they rape young girls, they will have their citizenship stripped, and deported. The spouse visa system will be eased, to allow citizens of non-red list countries to join their British partners. There are underhand attempts to misrepresent our position. Ignore it. Send them this post. We speak for ourselves, and only ourselves. This is not controversial. This is certainly not 'neo-nazi' as Reform claim. This is the position of the vast majority of the British people, and they finally have a political party representing that view now. Restore Britain.
@ZoidbergJim @Cobratate RT von @ZoidbergJim 20.02 08:51
Every retweet of this post will equal a dollar given to children with Leukemia.
@ZoidbergJim @elonmusk RT von @ZoidbergJim 20.02 05:50
@ZoidbergJim @TheAliceSmith RT von @ZoidbergJim 19.02 22:53
Current mood in the UK 🇬🇧
@ZoidbergJim @DanBurmawy RT von @ZoidbergJim 19.02 14:17
Tomorrow night in Times Square in New York, Muslims will gather to pray the Ramadan tarawih prayer, and New Yorkers will do this.
@ZoidbergJim @histories_arch RT von @ZoidbergJim 19.02 06:20
During WWII, Hanns Scharff served as the Luftwaffe's master interrogator at Ausburg, responsible for questioning captured Allied fighter pilots. While his colleagues employed harsh physical and psychological torture, Scharff developed an entirely different method. He treated prisoners as guests rather than enemies, taking them on walks through the German countryside, sharing meals, and discussing topics like art, aviation, and family life. He never wore his uniform during sessions and presented himself as a fellow aviation enthusiast rather than an interrogator. His approach was devastatingly effective. Pilots would inadvertently reveal crucial intelligence during casual conversations, not even realizing they were being interrogated. Scharff became so successful that he was assigned nearly every important American fighter pilot captured in Germany. His techniques were so humane that after the war, not a single former prisoner filed a complaint against him. Instead, many considered him a friend. After the war, the United States Air Force brought Scharff to America to teach his revolutionary interrogation methods, which emphasized building rapport over intimidation. He became a naturalized American citizen in 1950 and began a second career as a mosaic artist. His intricate mosaic works can be found throughout the United States, including at the California State Capitol, the Cinderella Castle at Disney World, and the Great Seal at the entrance of the CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia. Scharff's legacy lives on in modern interrogation techniques. His methods proved that intelligence gathering through empathy and conversation yields far more reliable information than torture or threats. He passed away in 1992, leaving behind a unique legacy as both a wartime interrogator and a celebrated artist, proving that even in the darkest times, humanity and effectiveness need not be mutually exclusive. #archaeohistories
@ZoidbergJim @MonkeyOnTheRamp RT von @ZoidbergJim 19.02 06:00
BantuCityDiaries explains that Africa is “the doomed continent.” “The blacker the place, the poorer the place.”
@ZoidbergJim @depressionlesss RT von @ZoidbergJim 19.02 05:58
i dont like AI cat videos but this is so funny 😂😂😂