🚨 Breaking: Israel is attacking the regime's oil and gas infrastructure
Eastern Tehran, moments ago 👇
LMAO 🤣
IRGC Spokesman addresses Israelis in Hebrew, with such an exaggerated accent that it sounds like a satire show 👇
The regime, literally 5 minutes after apologizing to neighboring countries for firing at them:
Wow, even that clown Foreign Minister Araghchi is now coming out against President Pezeshkian 👇
Of course he forgets to mention that immediately after Pezeshkian's statement, IRGC fired hundreds of drones and tens of missiles at neighboring countries today.
🚨 Breaking: IRGC's special "magic carpet" unit just intercepted an Israeli F-35
🚨INTERVIEW: Exiled Iranian Prince Reza Pahlavi
Reza Pahlavi and Shervin Pishevar join Jason to discuss:
-- The fight for Iran's freedom
-- Trump's surrender conditions
-- Transition plan, is democracy a possibility?
-- Future of the Middle East
(0:00) Jason intros Prince Reza Pahlavi
(1:09) Pahlavi's take on the war and vision for Iran's future, Democracy, and return
(8:53) Trump's surrender conditions, core principles, role in transition and potential leadership
(17:14) Thoughts on the people and spirit of Iran
(21:33) Shervin Pishevar joins: thoughts on the current regime killing 40k+ protestors, future of the Middle East
(33:59) Future leader and government of Iran, plan for transition
@shervin @PahlaviReza
The reason: US and Israeli sensors instantly pinpoint a launcher's exact coordinates the moment it fires. The nearest plane then strikes it within minutes, long before it can be moved.
Because your IRGC members were hiding there. 900–1,000 of them are confirmed dead in this strike.
Iranians in the diaspora, when someone tells them "sorry to hear about what's happening to your country":
🚨 Breaking: US navy warned the crew of the Iranian ship to disband twice, before sinking it.
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The entrances to Khamenei's underground bunker were from schools, medical centers, mosques, and sport stadiums 👇
Same ideology as Hamas, same methods as Hamas.
🚨 Breaking: Official IRGC Telegram channel condemned president Pezeshkian's apology to neighboring countries, stating that "he speaks before he thinks"
Hi @Polymarket 👋
Could we have a bet on Esmail Qaani's fate?
IRGC's only surviving general 👇
Either he is extremely lucky, or...
When Argentina 🇦🇷 captured Falkland Islands in 1982, Margaret Thatcher's Britain 🇬🇧 sent 127 ships within two days.
Today, it takes Keir Starmer's Britain more than a week to send a single ship to Cyprus.
@JMilei, FYI 👀
🚨 Breaking: Abbas-Ali Mohammadian, Chief of Tehran Police, was eliminated.
His forces killed thousands of protesters in Tehran during the January protests.
Dr. Pezeshkian, a respected heart surgeon, must be cursing the day he entered politics to become the president of this regime.
His dejected face tells you he is merely waiting for it all to collapse, ending the suffering for everyone, including himself.
Death came to those who chanted "death to Israel" 👇
Epic FAFO.
With all these kebabs, it looks like a grill house menu 🤣
Leftists of the world:
When the regime massacred tens of thousands of Iranians: 🥱
When the regime murderers are being killed: 😱
How it started:
“Britannia rule the waves”
How it's going:
Starmer managed to organize only 1 ship to sail to Cyprus and defend the British territory there, but it can't sail until next week 🤡
@JMilei, if you want to take back Malvinas (Falkland), now is the perfect time 🇦🇷
🚨 Breaking: USS George H.W. Bush aircraft carrier en route to the Middle East. It will be the third aircraft carrier to join the war against the regime in Iran.
Just an hour after the regime's president apologized for attacking neighboring countries and promised that they won't do that anymore 👇, the regime launched missiles on UAE, Qatar, and Kuwait.
There have been many rumors circulating on social media claiming that IRGC Brigadier General Esmail Qaani was recently executed in Iran for allegedly spying for the Mossad.
Some reports say he was arrested.
Others say he was interrogated.
Some say he was executed.
Others insist he is alive and well.
Naturally, the Mossad would like to clear the air.
First, we can confirm that Esmail Qaani definitely exists. Or at least he did at some point.
Second, we can confirm that he is currently either:
- alive
- dead
- under interrogation
- under house arrest
- missing
- or enjoying a quiet retirement somewhere far away from Tehran.
There have also been malicious rumors that he is currently living in Herzliya Pituach with his wife Tzipi, where he spends his mornings walking along the beach and his evenings telling the neighbors he is “in import-export.”
To be absolutely clear, we cannot confirm that:
- he lives in Herzliya
- he does not live in Herzliya
- his wife is named Tzipi
- he has a wife named something else
- or that he is into ladies in general
The Mossad does not comment on IRGC internal disciplinary matters, rumors of espionage, real estate acquisitions in central Israel, or the identities of people who may or may not be enjoying beachfront property.
We therefore ask the public to stop spreading speculation that Esmail Qaani works for us.
Unless, of course, he doesn’t.
In closing, we would also like to thank Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson for their role in bringing Esmail Qaani to safety.
Or justice.
Depending on which rumors are true.
It has been a wild ride for me, but yes. I am back home with my family in Herzliya Pituach with my wife Tzipi and my children who have grown so much since I last saw them.
🚨 Breaking: Massive strikes on weapon depots at Mehrabad Airport in Tehran
Last year, the regime's president met with all IRGC generals. Since then, all of them are dead, except one.
The report also claims he was the person who took a photo of Khamenei's body and sent it to Mossad.
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New song by the Iranian songwriter Reza Mozaffari (with 1M+ followers), titled “What goes around comes around”
🎶
You thought you'd kill the people and that's it
But now all of you who killed our people are being killed yourself
🎶
🚨 Breaking: Multiple bunker-buster bombs were dropped on IRGC's Ahvaz headquarters earlier today, destroying the building compound and the underground bunkers
President Trump, 15 years ago 👇
PROMISES MADE. PROMISES KEPT.
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Hi @elonmusk,
Either X is available in hell as well and Khamenei is posting himself, or someone is impersonating him in violation of X rules.
If it's the former, congratulations, huge achievement by X! If it's the latter, shouldn't the account be suspended?
Welcome home General Qaani 🫡🇮🇱
🚨 Breaking: Reports of explosions at Natantz nuclear facility
🚨 Breaking: IRGC Quds Force commander Esmail Qaani is confirmed safe in Israel 🇮🇱
It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.
“Thank you, Trump,” says an Iranian citizen after a strike on a military site located just behind a Saipa facility, adding that the regime clearly has no regard for the lives of its own workers.