๐จIran has developed intercontinental ballistic missiles capable of striking London, Israel has warned Sir Keir Starmer
Read this front page story here โฌ๏ธ
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/21/london-now-in-reach-of-irans-missiles-israel-warns-starmer/
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I told the PM in Commons 3 weeks ago that Iran is a permanent threat to UK
Now truth is out that their ballistic missile range is much longer than many believed
Now even Starmer must realise that Tehran has to be properly disarmed by US and Israel https://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2026/03/21/irans-missiles-pose-a-direct-threat-to-britain/
The regime's Foreign Minister @araghchi, February 28, 2026: "We intentionally kept the range of our missiles below 2,000 km." ๐
The regime yesterday: Launches missiles targeting Diego Garcia base 4,000 km from Iran. These missiles can strike London, Paris, and Berlin.
Fun fact: The ballistic missiles the regime in Iran launched at Diego Garcia base yesterday, could also strike London, Paris, and Berlin.
I used to wonder why Berlin's art galleries were so bad. Then I realized: Germany learned its lesson. They don't reject anyone from art school anymore.
"We see your courage,"
Israel's Channel 14 anchor wishes the Iranian people a happy New Year at the end of the Saturday night news broadcast.
As Operation Roaring Lion crosses the three-week mark, IDF Chief of Staff, Maj. Gen. Eyal Zamir, issued a statement detailing the damage done to senior Iranian regime officials and their facilities.
In this video, Lital Shemesh signs off her broadcast with the hope for the Iranian people that, "May this be the year you finally live in freedom."
"WAR IS WRONG"
Wait for it ๐คฃ
.@rickygervais' timeless response to Javier Bardem's "Free Palestine" ๐
๐จ Iranian Missile hit Jerusalem
One of the missiles from the Islamic Regime of Iran hit the old city in Jerusalem. In Ramadan and during Eid, there are no limits to this regime's aggression.
Where are the protests?
Just imagine if the mosque was hit!
This regime has to go.
โRecognizing Palestine as a state is like recognizing a trans as a woman. You do it out of politeness, but you won't go on a date with them.โ ๐คฃ
The regime's state TV: โWe must act to build or acquire a nuclear weaponโ ๐
The masks are off.
You can't make this up:
IRGC Spokesman: โIran is fighting for the safety and security of the region and all Muslim countriesโ
That's why it is indiscriminately launching drones and ballistic missiles on all Muslim countries in the region ๐คก
Eyewitness tells me there's a larg deployment of BM launchers on the Andimeshk - Khorramabad road's tunnels.
#Iran
This is not a video of a president wishing his people a happy new year.
It is a video of a hostage, clearly in distress, reading a message dictated by his captors.
Let me get this straight
The IRGC are ;
Actively planning terrorist attacks in the UK
Attacking UK bases in Cyprus and Diego Garcia
May have missiles that can actually reach Britain
Yet they are legal and free to operate in the UK?
What are we doing??? ๐ฌ๐ง
Iran needs only a 1,500 km range to strike Israel.
Why has the regime developed 4,000 km range missiles that cover western Europe? For the same reason they are developing intercontinental ballistic missiles to cover North America.
Another lie exposed: Just three weeks ago, @araghchi claimed the regime capped its ballistic missile range at 2,000 km.
Yesterday, they launched missiles at the Diego Garcia base, a target 4,000 km away.
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That's a distance of over 4,000km. Those missiles can hit most of western Europe as well.
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So, @Keir_Starmer still thinks the mullahs occupying Iran are not a direct threat to the UK? Time to think again.
#IranWar
Chuck Norris didn't need an escort to heaven. He just drove himself through the pearly gates.
This is what the final days of the regime look like:
Those running what's left (Vahidi & Ghalibaf) are in hiding. They've forced this poor nobody president who is begging to resign, to record a Nowruz speech in a tent๐
47 years of talking big, and this is all they have left.
๐จ Breaking: *UNCONFIRMED* reports that Ahmad-Reza Radan, the regime's Chief of Police, was eliminated.
His forces massacred tens of thousands of Iranians during the January protests.
๐จ Breaking: Reports from Tehran that tonight's bombardments are the most intense since the beginning of the war
Regime's Basij member in Tehran, taking a nap under the Supreme Leader
President Pezeshkian looks like a hostage reading a dictated text at gunpoint
Regime's news agency publishing AI-generated "new" photos of Mojtaba based on his old public images ๐คก
When Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris joke ๐
How it started: How it's going:
Now that the market is closed, fun stuff in Iran is about to begin.
Ali Khamenei, Mojtaba Khamenei, and Ali Larijani's X accounts keep posting without them.
Today brought a fake statement from the missing Esmail Qaani, and a hostage-like Pezeshkian delivering remarks that clearly weren't his.
Who is the puppeteer running Iran?
What's better than burying Khamenei?
Burying two Khameneis.
Chuck Norris doesn't rest in peace.
Peace rests in Chuck Norris.
๐จ Breaking: Israeli intelligence confirms that today's written statement attributed to Esmail Qaani was not written by him.
No audio/video/image of Qaani has been released since the beginning of the current war, and his whereabouts are unknown.
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586 BCE: Babylonian Empire conquers Judea and enslaves the Jews.
47 years later:
539 BCE: Persia defeats Babylon and frees the Jews.
โ1979: The Islamic regime conquers Iran and enslaves the Iranians.
47 years later:
2026: Israel is defeating the regime to free the Iranians.
Chuck Norris isn't dead. He just went to help God with something, and will be right back.
Left: Mojtaba Khamenei's signature on his first message two weeks ago
Right: Mojtaba Khamenei's signature on his message today
LMAO ๐คฃ