In honor of the legend, post your best Chuck Norris jokes and memes below 👇
The crazy Iranian regime came close to destroying Dome of the Rock & Al-Aqsa Mosque on Eid al-Fitr.
به دوستان ایرانیام:
نوروزتان خجسته باد!
امیدوارم سپیدهدم سال نو، پایانی بر زمستان تاریک رژیم باشد و بهاری زیبا از آزادی و شکوفایی را برای سرزمین بزرگتان به ارمغان بیاورد.
هر روزتان نوروز و نوروزتان پیروز!
🚨 Breaking: Cardboard Mojtaba released an audio message for Nowruz 👇
When Prime Minister @netanyahu met Chuck Norris: “Now that you're here, I don't need my security people anymore.”
🚨 Breaking: Commander of IRGC Quds Force Esmail Qaani in his first statement since the beginning of the war said "more surprises are coming soon".
Keep up the great work, general! We love your surpises 🫡
For the first time in 47 years Iranians are hopeful for a better future.
The happiest Nowruz in the past 47 years
🚨 Breaking: A regime's ballistic missile nearly succeeded in striking Dome of the Rock on the Temple Mount 👇
They claim to be the “protectors of Al-Aqsa”, yet they are trying to destroy it.
Chuck Norris didn't die. God just needed a bodyguard, and Chuck was the only one qualified for the job.
RIP to a true giant.
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“Macron said France is willing to help secure the passage of ships through the Strait of Hormuz, but only after the war ends. The same France that was willing to fight the Nazis, but only after the war ends.”
My comments in an interview with Channel 14's @bardugojacob
🚨 Breaking: Mohammad Naeini, Spokesman of IRGC, was eliminated.
Only yesterday he promised "a very long war". It was a very short war for him.
Happy Nowruz to Israel's agents in Iran
Israel's Speaker of the Parliament @AmirOhana, in a beautiful Nowruz wish for the great Iranian people 👇
🇮🇱🇮🇷
ملت بزرگ ایران
به امید آنکه سال نو به زمستان تلخ رژیم تروریستی اسلامی پایان دهد و بهار آزادی را که سالها چشمانتظارش بودید، برایتان به ارمغان بیاورد.
هر روزتان نوروز، نوروزتان پیروز!
🚨 Breaking: Tonight is the heaviest bombardment on regime targets in Tehran since the beginning of the war. Reports that the weapons used are so massive that glasses shatter even at large distances from the impact sites.
Massive attacks on Parchin nuclear facility tonight 👇
Just like they didn't take part in any forced defense of France in WWII.
Thank you @elonmusk for standing with Israel 🇮🇱 and opening ALL Superchargers in Israel for free charging during the war.
Congratulations @SweeneySteve for winning a Darwin Award 🏆
Yesterday Israel warned that it will be striking those bridges. You reported about it yourself 👇
https://x.com/i/status/2034245639450612103
Yet, today you stood on the same bridge, and waited for Israel to strike it 🤡
There is no divide in MAGA.
MAGA is more unified than ever behind President Trump, and it just spat out Tucker Carlson.
Blink twice if you need help
Larijani was the Chaharshanbe Suri gift.
Mojtaba will be the Nowruz gift.
R to @DrEliDavid: Full article:
https://www.lemonde.fr/international/article/2026/03/19/stravaleaks-le-porte-avions-charles-de-gaulle-localise-en-temps-reel-par-le-monde-grace-a-l-application-de-sport_6672445_3210.html
How incompetent is the French military?
A sailor on Charles de Gaulle aircraft carrier just revealed its location by using a fitness tracker (Strava) while jogging on the ship's deck 🤣
Source: Le Monde
🚨 Breaking: Footage from the elimination of Ali Larijani 👇
🚨 Breaking – @netanyahu refers to using "ground component" in Iran:
"You cannot make revolutions from the air. We do many things from the air, but there must be a ground component. There are many options for this, and I will not share all of these options with you right now."
🚨 Breaking: The new head of Basij who replaced the previous head of Basij who was eliminated yesterday, was eliminated today
Japanese reporter: “Why didn’t you tell us before attacking Iran?”
President Trump: “Why didn't you tell us before attacking Pearl Harbor? Who knows better about surprises than Japan?” 🤣
A reminder that when you use his company, Replit, you support those who stand with terrorists.
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All of them:
1. Talk sh*t to the US and Israel
2. Get killed by the US and Israel
🤡
QAANI: IMPOSSIBLE
הנה לא ינום ולא ישן - קאאני אסמאעיל 😎
Bibi's Chaharshanbe Suri gift to the Iranian people was Ali Larijani.
His Nowruz gift will be greater.
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Fun fact: In every large Israeli city there's a street named after Cyrus the Great, including in Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Haifa, Rishon LeZion, and Petah Tikva (5 largest cities).
No other country has such a high respect for Iran's greatest king.
A simple Basij guard protecting a gate... DEAD 👇
There is no such thing "simple Basij guard". It doesn't matter how junior your position is. If you show up for work in Basij or IRGC, you are signing your death certificate!
When the war ends, @airfrance will be the first international airline to fly to Tehran, to pick up the remainder of the sh*t it delivered 47 years ago.
1979: 2026:
Trump masterfully made Strait of Hormuz "somebody else's problem". US oil is at $100, while Asia oil (dependent on Hormuz) is at $150.
Want Hormuz opened? Send ships to help. Otherwise, f*ck off and suffer.
Graffiti in Tehran:
"Don't worry about the destruction. Freedom is more important."