Ali Khamenei, Mojtaba Khamenei, and Ali Larijani's X accounts keep posting without them.
Today brought a fake statement from the missing Esmail Qaani, and a hostage-like Pezeshkian delivering remarks that clearly weren't his.
Who is the puppeteer running Iran?
What's better than burying Khamenei?
Burying two Khameneis.
Chuck Norris doesn't rest in peace.
Peace rests in Chuck Norris.
🚨 Breaking: Israeli intelligence confirms that today's written statement attributed to Esmail Qaani was not written by him.
No audio/video/image of Qaani has been released since the beginning of the current war, and his whereabouts are unknown.
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586 BCE: Babylonian Empire conquers Judea and enslaves the Jews.
47 years later:
539 BCE: Persia defeats Babylon and frees the Jews.
1979: The Islamic regime conquers Iran and enslaves the Iranians.
47 years later:
2026: Israel is defeating the regime to free the Iranians.
Chuck Norris isn't dead. He just went to help God with something, and will be right back.
Left: Mojtaba Khamenei's signature on his first message two weeks ago
Right: Mojtaba Khamenei's signature on his message today
LMAO 🤣
In honor of the legend, post your best Chuck Norris jokes and memes below 👇
The crazy Iranian regime came close to destroying Dome of the Rock & Al-Aqsa Mosque on Eid al-Fitr.
به دوستان ایرانیام:
نوروزتان خجسته باد!
امیدوارم سپیدهدم سال نو، پایانی بر زمستان تاریک رژیم باشد و بهاری زیبا از آزادی و شکوفایی را برای سرزمین بزرگتان به ارمغان بیاورد.
هر روزتان نوروز و نوروزتان پیروز!
🚨 Breaking: Cardboard Mojtaba released an audio message for Nowruz 👇
When Prime Minister @netanyahu met Chuck Norris: “Now that you're here, I don't need my security people anymore.”
🚨 Breaking: Commander of IRGC Quds Force Esmail Qaani in his first statement since the beginning of the war said "more surprises are coming soon".
Keep up the great work, general! We love your surpises 🫡
For the first time in 47 years Iranians are hopeful for a better future.
The happiest Nowruz in the past 47 years
🚨 Breaking: A regime's ballistic missile nearly succeeded in striking Dome of the Rock on the Temple Mount 👇
They claim to be the “protectors of Al-Aqsa”, yet they are trying to destroy it.
Chuck Norris didn't die. God just needed a bodyguard, and Chuck was the only one qualified for the job.
RIP to a true giant.
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“Macron said France is willing to help secure the passage of ships through the Strait of Hormuz, but only after the war ends. The same France that was willing to fight the Nazis, but only after the war ends.”
My comments in an interview with Channel 14's @bardugojacob
🚨 Breaking: Mohammad Naeini, Spokesman of IRGC, was eliminated.
Only yesterday he promised "a very long war". It was a very short war for him.
Happy Nowruz to Israel's agents in Iran
Israel's Speaker of the Parliament @AmirOhana, in a beautiful Nowruz wish for the great Iranian people 👇
🇮🇱🇮🇷
ملت بزرگ ایران
به امید آنکه سال نو به زمستان تلخ رژیم تروریستی اسلامی پایان دهد و بهار آزادی را که سالها چشمانتظارش بودید، برایتان به ارمغان بیاورد.
هر روزتان نوروز، نوروزتان پیروز!
🚨 Breaking: Tonight is the heaviest bombardment on regime targets in Tehran since the beginning of the war. Reports that the weapons used are so massive that glasses shatter even at large distances from the impact sites.
Massive attacks on Parchin nuclear facility tonight 👇
Just like they didn't take part in any forced defense of France in WWII.
Thank you @elonmusk for standing with Israel 🇮🇱 and opening ALL Superchargers in Israel for free charging during the war.
Congratulations @SweeneySteve for winning a Darwin Award 🏆
Yesterday Israel warned that it will be striking those bridges. You reported about it yourself 👇
https://x.com/i/status/2034245639450612103
Yet, today you stood on the same bridge, and waited for Israel to strike it 🤡
There is no divide in MAGA.
MAGA is more unified than ever behind President Trump, and it just spat out Tucker Carlson.
Blink twice if you need help
Larijani was the Chaharshanbe Suri gift.
Mojtaba will be the Nowruz gift.
R to @DrEliDavid: Full article:
https://www.lemonde.fr/international/article/2026/03/19/stravaleaks-le-porte-avions-charles-de-gaulle-localise-en-temps-reel-par-le-monde-grace-a-l-application-de-sport_6672445_3210.html
How incompetent is the French military?
A sailor on Charles de Gaulle aircraft carrier just revealed its location by using a fitness tracker (Strava) while jogging on the ship's deck 🤣
Source: Le Monde
🚨 Breaking: Footage from the elimination of Ali Larijani 👇
🚨 Breaking – @netanyahu refers to using "ground component" in Iran:
"You cannot make revolutions from the air. We do many things from the air, but there must be a ground component. There are many options for this, and I will not share all of these options with you right now."
🚨 Breaking: The new head of Basij who replaced the previous head of Basij who was eliminated yesterday, was eliminated today
Japanese reporter: “Why didn’t you tell us before attacking Iran?”
President Trump: “Why didn't you tell us before attacking Pearl Harbor? Who knows better about surprises than Japan?” 🤣
A reminder that when you use his company, Replit, you support those who stand with terrorists.
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All of them:
1. Talk sh*t to the US and Israel
2. Get killed by the US and Israel
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