Regime's theory of relativity: Objects shrink when entering Iran ๐
Compare the size of B-2 published by the regime, with the actual size below ๐คก
โIf you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves.โ
-Winston S. Churchill
@potus @vp @marcorubio @PeteHegseth @netanyahu @PahlaviReza
๐จ Breaking: Another regime ship just turned into a submarine
๐จ Breaking: Following a conversation with @EmmanuelMacron, President Trump just clarified that while he appreciates Macron's rapid response, his demand for "unconditional surrender" refers to the regime in Iran only.
AI-generated video posted as news ๐
So many honorary titles, "Seyed", "Ayatollah"... He is so talented that it's a matter of days until he gets the "Shahid" title as well ๐ช
MouseAli and MouseTaba in their last photo together ๐ฏ๏ธ
ืื, ืื ื ืืช ๐คฃ
"ืืืฉืชืื" ืื ืืื ืื ืืขื ืขืืื, "ืืืฉ"=ืขืืืจ ืืคืจืกืืช.
ืขืจืืฅ 12 ืืคื ืืืืืื.
ืื ืขืืืจ ืขื ืขืจืืฅ 12?
ืจืง ืืชืืื ืืจืื ืกืจืืื ืืืฉืืง ืืืฉื ืืชืืขืื ืืืืจืื, ืืืืื ืงืืจืืื ืืื ืืื ืืืืฉ "ืืืฉืชืื" (ืืืงืื ืืื'ืชืื), ืฉืื ืืื ืื ืืขื ืฉื ืคืจืกืื, "ืืืฉ"=ืขืืืจ, ืืคื ืฉืงืจืื ืืืื ืฉืื "ืืืฉ-ืขืื" ๐คฃ
ืืื ืืขืจืืฅ 12 ืขืืจื?
ืืฉื ืฉื ืืื ืืื ืืืจื (ืื ืืืจื), ืื ืืืจื'.
ืชืคืกืืงื ืืืจ ืืืืืช ืืืื ืืืจืื ืืืืืืื!
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Does the new Supreme Leader even know that he is the Supreme Leader?
The regime's state TV says he was injured during the strike on Tehran bunkers. No further details on the severity of his injuries, and no new photos.
Fun fact: The 6th and 7th floors of this big beautiful mansion in central London belong to the new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei
@Keir_Starmer, you there?
ืืื ืื ืฉืืชืืืืื ืืฉืืื ืืื ืืืืืื ืื ืืกืชืืืืช ืืืจ, ืชืกืชืืื ืขื ืืืคื ๐
ืืืจืื ืืืื ืืืืื ืฉื ืืจืื ืืืจืืคื.
ืื ืื ืืืงื ืืื, ืื ืจืื ืขืื ืืจืื ืืื, ืืื ืื ืืืืืืื ืฉืืื ืืช ืื ืืื ืืืกืืจ ืืช ืืืืื ืืงืืืื ืืืืื ืืขืืื ื.
Odds of Mojtaba Khamenei surviving 2026: Only 29%
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The father didn't live to see how this war started.
The son won't live to see how it ends.
Our allies in Israel have shown amazing capability when it comes to collapsing the murderous regime in Iran. America is most appreciative.
However, there will be a day soon that the Iranian people will be in charge of their own fate, not the murderous ayatollahโs regime.
In that regard, please be cautious about what targets you select. Our goal is to liberate the Iranian people in a fashion that does not cripple their chance to start a new and better life when this regime collapses. The oil economy of Iran will be essential to that endeavor.
https://www.axios.com/2026/03/08/us-dismayed-israel-iran-fuel-strikes
Agent Qaani, we need you for one more mission
Thank you @EmmanuelMacron, for finally taking an active role in this war by explaining to Pezeshkian exactly how to surrender ๐
Waiting for Trump to announce again:
โAyatollah Khamenei is deadโ
Fun fact: All the photos of Mojtaba released tonight by the regime are old or AI-generated. They couldn't get hold of him for a single proper photo, as he is hiding like a rat ๐
According to latest Polymarket odds, 65% chance Mojtaba Khamenei will not be Supreme Leader by the end of 2026 ๐
Fun fact: Here is the ยฃ100 million London mansion of the new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei on Billionaires' Row.
@Keir_Starmer, why aren't you seizing it, just as you did to Russian properties?
Appointing his corrupt son is the clearest sign that the regime knows it has lost all legitimacy, and is now trying to survive just a bit longer with brute force.
Last week Mojtaba lost his father, his mother, his sister, and his son.
So tragic.
May they be reunited soon ๐
.@Polymarket, let the betting begin โณ
To be reunited in 3, 2, 1
Prediction: Mojtaba Khamenei will not outlive a housefly
๐จ Breaking: The regime announced Mojtaba Khamenei as the new Supreme Leader
They will soon hold a combo funeral for 2x Khamenei
Iranians: "Thank you Trump. Thank you Bibi."
Tonight in Tehran: โDeath to Mojtaba Khameneiโ chants ๐
ืื ืฉืืืื ืืืจืื - ืืืื ืืืจืื โณ
IRGC and Basij members in Iran are receiving messages that they are identified, and they should surrender or get killed ๐
๐จ Breaking: Oil depots in Gheshm airport attacked
The regime is so desperate that it's doing everything to get its citizens killed to blame US and Israel ๐
๐จ Breaking: France's Charles de Gaulle aircraft carrier is already in the Mediterranean Sea, and is rapidly approaching the war zone with a large supply of white flags