QAANI: IMPOSSIBLE
הנה לא ינום ולא ישן - קאאני אסמאעיל 😎
Bibi's Chaharshanbe Suri gift to the Iranian people was Ali Larijani.
His Nowruz gift will be greater.
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Fun fact: In every large Israeli city there's a street named after Cyrus the Great, including in Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Haifa, Rishon LeZion, and Petah Tikva (5 largest cities).
No other country has such a high respect for Iran's greatest king.
A simple Basij guard protecting a gate... DEAD 👇
There is no such thing "simple Basij guard". It doesn't matter how junior your position is. If you show up for work in Basij or IRGC, you are signing your death certificate!
When the war ends, @airfrance will be the first international airline to fly to Tehran, to pick up the remainder of the sh*t it delivered 47 years ago.
1979: 2026:
Trump masterfully made Strait of Hormuz "somebody else's problem". US oil is at $100, while Asia oil (dependent on Hormuz) is at $150.
Want Hormuz opened? Send ships to help. Otherwise, f*ck off and suffer.
Graffiti in Tehran:
"Don't worry about the destruction. Freedom is more important."
This judge issued death sentences for Iranian protesters.
Israel delivered death to him.
FAFO time for all regime criminals.
🚨 Breaking: Senior Basij commander Bahman Farsani has reportedly been eliminated in an airstrike by US-Israeli forces. According to reports, Farsani was the direct target of the attack.
זהו צעד פופוליסטי ואנטי-שוק חופשי של סמוטריץ'. אם הבנקים מרוויחים "יותר מדי", האשמה היחידה היא הממשלה והרגולציה שלה, שמונעת כניסה של בנקים זרים לשוק הישראלי.
אנחנו בין המדינות הבודדות בעולם המערבי ללא נוכחות של בנקים קמעונאיים זרים, וזה קורה בגלל רגולציה מחמירה.
קריאה חשובה בנושא זינוק ביזמויות של אדם אחד.
במאמר למטנ טמונה חלק מהסיבה שצריכים לשנות את המיסוי על חברות ארנק ולמשוך כמה שיותר יזמים להקים בישראל חברות של בנאדם אחד.
ישראל חייבת להיות המקום הכי אטרקטיבי להקים בו חברה של בנאדם אחד.
תודה על תשומת הלב.
Replit was not worth importing Amjad Masad’s third-world nonsense.
Targeted elimination in Tehran, tonight 👇
A message from an Iranian man to the Mossad: “Just so you know, my mother-in-law is a nuclear scientist.”
SCOOP:
White House source tells me @joekent16jan19 resigned once he got word that he was going to be under investigation for leaking classified information. It has now been reported that Joe Kent is under FBI investigation for allegedly leaking classified information.
As I reported last year, Joe Kent was caught leaking President Trump’s private schedule and meetings to Tucker Carlson and was told by Senior White House advisors that if he got caught leaking again, he would be fired.
It appears Joe Kent’s interview with Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson is nothing more than a premeditated performance to play the victim card and cry retaliation, because Kent knew the truth about his investigation would come out.
The interviews this week is his way of getting ahead of the news breaking.
As I said yesterday, Kent sounds like someone who was about to be fired and “resigned” before they were fired.
@TulsiGabbard let him keep his dignity instead of firing him herself. But sadly, Joe doesn’t have any dignity left.
He has lost his mind. He also blamed Israel for his wife’s death when he knows Islamic terrorists killed his wife.
As I said before, everyone knows all of the IC leaks come out of @ODNIgov.
The place is swarming with cockroaches.
What a crazy day:
- Iran attacked Qatar's gas fields
- Iran's ballistic missile killed 6 Palestinians
- Hezbollah missile landed in Gaza
Six Palestinians were killed tonight by a regime's ballistic missile.
Any condemnations from those who pretend to care for Palestinians? Anyone?
Of course not. No Jews, no news.
🚨 Breaking: Six Palestinians were killed by an Iranian missile hitting Beit Awa near Hebron
Shame on you @EylonALevy
Immediately remove our hero Shmuel, and apologize!
🚨 Breaking: Hossein Dehghan replaces Ali Larijani.
During Dehghan's time as Defense Minister, Israel stole the regime's entire nuclear archive. Khamenei was so enraged that he demanded the sacking of Dehghan.
They have officially hit the bottom of the talent barrel 🤡
The US 🇺🇸 learned that it has three types of "allies":
🟢 The single country that fights alongside it 🇮🇱
🟡 Countries that stand idly and do nothing when the US needs them
🔴 Countries that betray the US and actively sabotage its war efforts
خواهید دید؛ نه فقط با چشم، بلکه با یقین. در این جهانِ پرهیاهو، مردم ایران یک دوست راستین دارند - امارات متحده عربی.
1. Mojtaba Khamenei
2. Ahmad Vahidi
3. Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibaf
4. Gholamhossein Mohseni-Ejei
5. Ahmad-Reza Radan
6. Saeed Jalili
Brave Iranians: Coward Basijis:
In two days Iranians will celebrate the new Persian year: 1405.
Khamenei's Persian Wikipedia page is going to be hilarious:
- Born: 1318
- Died: 1404
- Buried: 1405
🤣
Chaharshanbe Suri celebrations were a huge success:
🔥 Basij members were forced out of hiding. Hundreds eliminated.
🔥 Critical intel was gathered on Basij's plans and coordination strategies against protesters.
🔥 Iranians gained renewed confidence to take to the streets.
I had the privilege to speak with @shervin, one of the closest advisors of the Crown Prince of Iran @PahlaviReza. Watch.
Basij members are too afraid to man their checkpoints 👇
On behalf of Iranians, I want to thank all Israelis—inside X and outside. From the bottom of our hearts thank you for standing with us, not only in this war, but from the very beginning.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 🇮🇱🙏
🚨 BREAKING: Channel 14's @DBalazada reports Pezeshkian is considering resignation. He told his inner circle:
“They [IRGC] don't let me do anything, have cut me out of military and strategic decisions, and don't even allow me to talk to the Supreme Leader. I feel useless.”
UPDATE: IRAN'S PRESIDENT TELLS INNER CIRCLE HE FEELS “USELESS”
“I’m not part of the strategic discussions. They don’t let me do anything. I feel useless. I have nothing to do here.”
Senior Iran Analyst @DBalazada reveals what sources close to President Pezeshkian are telling Channel 14 tonight:
Pezeshkian says he is completely frozen out of military decisions, cut off from ‘Supreme Leader’ Khamenei, and excluded from all strategic planning. He describes feeling like a non-entity inside his own government.
Sources affirm he is actively considering resignation.
The bottom line: Iran’s presidency has been reduced to a figurehead. The Revolutionary Guards are running the country, and the man nominally in charge knows it.
Via Channel 14’s @DBalazada on @MaggieTabibi’s evening edition.
Watch 👇
How good is Israel's intelligence?
The regime's former president Ahmadinejad: “Iran's Secret Service had established a unit to target Mossad agents within Iran. However, the head of this unit turned out to be a Mossad operative himself, along with 20 other agents.” 🤣
Two months ago these Basij members were proudly massacring Iranian protesters.
Look at them now, scared to death, hiding under a bridge, sh*tting their pants when they hear a drone sound.
Yep. I just checked. Biden is still an autopen😂
The first start-up by the Islamic Republic:
Dead officials tweeting from their graves.
Israel's new Deputy Director of the Mossad
🚨 Breaking: Another targeted elimination in Tehran
Best Community Note ever 🤣